Questions

Why "@water-sucks" as a handle?

Did you know 100% of people who drink water die? Crazy, right? Dr. Pepper is better anyway.

What is this shitty colorscheme? I can't read anything!

Fuck off, it's my favorite colors smashed together into a single palette, and it's called darkrose.nvim, because I think roses are cool. If you can't read it, get better eyes. That's your problem.

What the fuck does 'aspiring, but never achieving' even mean?

I have a lot of dreams. I don't live up to them. Yet.

What kind of software development do you do?

Whatever gets me paid. And when shit gets annoying, I solve it for myself.

Why are you so mean?

Am I?

Why do you use "::" instead of a normal colon?

It's a type assertion in Haskell, basically saying that the right-hand side is a definition for something on the left-hand side.

you :: dumbass

Get it?

Really though, I just think it looks cool.

How long have you been playing drums?

I started playing when I was around 6 years old, so quite a while now. Since 2009, basically.

Where do you work?

I work at Pangolin, and am building open-source tooling for bringing network services online no matter where they are hosted.

How can I talk to you?

You should know better. Anyways, scroll to the bottom. Click on the icons. Or go to the homepage and read the code.